I'm gonna be rich

I decided to click the "Monetize" tab on my blogger account. I don't blog much and just noticed it and was wondering what it was. Adsense. With all of the viewers of my blog, I'll be a millionaire in no time. Although, they won't tell me just how fast I'll be rich. I know I will be. I mean, I post at least once a year. I tweet on twitter. I vogue on Facebook. I'll link them altogether and be rich, rich, rich.

I really think the Monetize tab oughta work like that Easy button on those office supply ads. You just click it and money rains down. Really, I'd do more of this, but I don't. But now I can get rich, so I'll start writing all the time cause I just know the world is just waiting for me to be sufficiently monetized to actually start writing so that the world can enjoy the minutia of my life.